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Wednesday, June 10, 2009
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Not a bad table, really, though beware the PR trap. Its more dangerous than laser-wielding sharks. (Courtesy SUITE New York)

Not a bad table, really, though beware the PR trap. It's more dangerous than laser-wielding sharks. (Courtesy SUITE New York)

As you can probably imagine, we get some stupid, some silly, and some just jawdropping press releases around the office, especially for overly highly designed products. In a new blog feature called Bizarre PR, we’ll bring you the best of them. First up, SUITE New York’s Girevole table.

It’s the kind of table Bond would have. You can just see 007 sitting in a leather armchair, across from a scantily dressed double agent draped on the sofa, martini on the table in front of her. In a flash, as his nymphomaniac nemesis powders her nose, he swivels the table top to his side, drops in the sleeping powder, and returns it to its original position, never breaking a sweat.

That’s right, ladies and (especially) gentleman. It’s just the table you’ve been looking for to slip that special something into your would-be lovers martini.

The table in action. Really, though, would 007 ever resort to roofies?

The table in action. Really, though, would 007 ever resort to roofies?

Talk about a role reversal…

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